Top 6 Villians

6.John Calvin, without him how would the good guys distinguish themselves from everyone else?
5. Ben Lynus, cause... is he?
4. Darth Vader, for the entire context of the story
3. Satan, possibly in cahoots with No. 6.
2. Joaquin Phoenix's Character from Gladiator, because I've never hated a movie character as though they were a real poerson more.
1. Anton Sugar, whole package.

Top 5 Robert Earl Keen Songs

Tough one here, but I think I've got it.

1. Feelin' Good Again
2. No Kinda Dancer
3. Jennifer Johnson and Me
4. Corpus Christi Bay
5. Love's a Word I Never Throw Around

Also Receiving Votes: Road of No Return/Carolina; Sonora's Death Row; Lonely Feeling; Gringo Honeymoon

Top 5 Sports Nicknames

All lists and rankings are subject to revision at any time. Top 5 Sports nicknames

5. Big Unit
4. The Great One
3. The Big Hurt
2. Charlie Hustle
1. Kid Dynamite