Friday, September 25, 2009

Weezer Songs

This is a list of the best of the best of Weezer songs. I have tried to place them in order, but honestly, that's not really possible.

1) In The Garage. This song held the top spot in my mind for a long time. It's got all the components that are distinctively Weezer, from the grungy chord riffs to the geek soaked lyrics.

2) Tired of Sex. This is another classically Weez song. Full of that signature Rivers angst.

3) Pink Triangle. What this song offers is some of the melodic side of Weezer.

4) Say It Aint So. What a great song. Kind of the Weezer anthem.

5) Mykel & Carli. This is a killer song that really grabs you when you first hear it. It is a b side so its rarity is a plus as well.

6) Devotion. Another less heralded, but awesome nonetheless, Weezer song.

7) My Name Is Jonas. This song has everything needed to kick off an awesome session of jamming to Weezer. It is most enjoyable when the goal is to listen through the entire album. So Next time you're on a road trip and need a mid drive pick me up. Blue album, started off right with some Jonas.

8) Pork & Beans. I don't necessarily think this song would make this list had it been written a decade earlier, but it rings true to the Weezer of old. Now don't get me wrong, Weezer's new stuff is good, but alot of stuff is good. Nothing has the distinction though of some old school blue and pinkerton. Pork & Beans took me right back there though.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

NFL Players who are awesome.

Adrian Peterson
Marion "The Barbarian" Barber
Jason Witten
Ed Reed
Troy Polamalu
Jeff Garcia (for putting up with so much)
Osi Umenyiori
Hines Ward
Tom Brady

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Best Concerts

Ok, several aspects are involved in what makes a concert great. Obviously, the band is essential. But the venue and the company make a large impact, as well as when the concert occurs in the span of your life. With all these elements in mind, here are some of the best I've been to. In order:

1) Weezer, Cain's Ballroom, 09/2000. This is probably the smallest place Weezer has played in a very long time. The crowd was packed so thick you literally could not move. I remember getting my arm stuck between some people and have to wait for the crowd to shift to get it back. That's pretty damn packed. People were puking from the heat close to the stage and bouncers were pouring bottles of water over the crowd. Awesome.

2) Robert Earl Keen, Stubb's BBQ, 05/2006. What a great night altogether. This was a cool concert for sure, my introductory experience with PBR, and CCR opening was a great surprise as well. Mostly this concert was about the entirety of the night though. Outdoor concert in downtown Austin, free access to roam from concert to bar back to concert, Jeattle Sean being a jackass all night... Great memories.

3) Flaming Lips, Red Rocks, 08/2009. This was like two days ago. The only reason this one isn't number two is due to the "company" criteria. But the story is cool. Scored a backstage pass from an old friend who was running sound for the opening act. Going to a concert alone is not ideal, but this did give me the opportunity to branch out and make some friends, which I did in the parking lot after the show. Also worth mentioning is that Explosions In The Sky also played and were one of the most compelling acts I've seen yet.

4) Death Cab For Cutie, Red Rocks, 07/2009. This concert meets all of the necessary criteria and just barely gets edged out by No.'s 2 and 3. The seats at Red Rocks this time were not near as close as for the Lips, but had their own charm in that you could see the entire city from them.

5) John Mayer, Smirnoff Amphitheater, 07/2007. This was actually Ben Folds and John Mayer, so that's a double whammy. But really Mayer stole the show. If you are a fan of good guitar playing, particularly blues guitar, then this was a night not to miss.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Some great moments from OU Football

Here are some awesome things that happened while Oklahoma's football team has taken the field:

1) Ok, this one is bitter sweet. OU-Texas. Oklahoma turns the ball over and UT linebacker Roger Killabrew (who is a total bastard, BTW) is returning the repossessed ball. Our one saving grace is the fact that Adrien Peterson is not only the best RB in the world, he's probably simply the best physical entity in the world. With his cheetah like speed he tracks down Killabrew, comes to a near complete stop, plants both feet deep in the earth and then explodes directly into the Roger's face, blowing his helmet into orbit and delivering the most staggering hit of the linebacker's life, which he ironically received rather than gave.

2) Who can forget this? It's been dubbed "The Superman". OU-UT. OU leads by a narrow margin. We've got the longhorns backed up deep in their own territory. Chris Simms is seeping with toolishness and assholery. The ball is snapped and the real Roy Williams defies gravity, leaping over the genetically enhanced, Harrison Bergeron-like O-line from Texas. He gets a hand on the ball which sends it Merry Christmas style into the hands of Teddy Lehman who easily strides in for 6. Count 'em baby, that's another W.

3) This one has a special relevance to me because it is one of the only OU moments of greatness that I have personally been involved in. Big 12 Title Game, 2007. OU vs. Missouri. The Tigers are like a young boy who has just shaved his peach fuzz mustache for the first time and now believes he is a man just like his daddy. But he's not, is he? And much like the young boy who attempts to prove his suddenly discovered supremacy and challenge his father, Missouri received the beat down of a lifetime. Not only physically, and not only on the scoreboard, but in the depths of their soul and to the core of their being. Every last ounce of dignity was knocked out of them and left to soak in the field of their disgrace.

4) Another great moment also comes from a Big 12 title game, the first of the OU's threepeat. This circumstances were not dire and the outcome of the game fairly predictable. Really what made this moment more than anything was the camera angle. It is Nebraska vs. Oklahoma. This Nebraska is a mere vestige of the programs touted legacy but a title game nonetheless. Nebraska is not winning but managing to stay competitive and keeping the Sooners out of "send-in-the-cheerleaders-this-could-end-up-like-A&M-ala-2003" comfort zone. Nebraska fights towards the endzone. The ball is snapped and in view is a WR wide open with the ball headed right for his numbers with not a defender in sight. That's a guaranteed touchdown right? Wrong. Nic Harris is suddenly seen flying in, completely parallel to the ground, from the left of the camera frame, grabbing the ball from the fingertips of the Nebraska WR. He can hardly believe it, and is seen simply staring at this hands. Sooner's ball, touchback, a 3-peat begins.

5) This last moment was a wonderful, wonderful moment that was ruined by something super stupid. As I recall it now, I will actually retell the story with no small amount of fiction added to the end so I can enjoy it more. The Sooner's have nixed their starting QB. The fill-in guy is an old back-up who has been playing reciever and hasn't thrown a ball in nearly a year. Early season expectations of failure are overcome and things are looking up. Another hit. One of the grossest acts of negligence in officiating history occurs and OU is robbed of a victory, make the light pointing towards a BCS shot very dim. The Sooners maintain their stride though and keep huffing towards the goal. Fast forward 3 months. OU vs. Boise State. A big game for the Sooners and the BIGGEST GAME EVER for the Idahoans. It's a slugging match. The Sooners don't look sharp and the potato farmers look better than ever. There's less than a minute left. The game is on the line. Zabransky has been a terror all night. He kicks out, throws left, BAM! Marcus Walker reels it in and sees nothing but daylight. It's just him and open turf. But wait, why is he stopping? With only seconds left and the game on the line, he takes a knee on the 1 inch line. He's thinking to himself, better leave all the endzone stuff up to the man they invented the endzone for - Adrien Peterson. In an act of sheer brilliance, Marcus Walker not only brings the ball within certain victory distance of paydirt, he also manages to eliminate any chance of a remarkable, 30 second drive, involving crazy ass trick plays they only call in Pop Warner girls intramural games, that could put the win in jeopardy. AD pounds the ball in, managing to dislocate the jaws, shoulders, and knee caps of 8 of the 11 defenders on the field and the Sooners go home victorious.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

installment 2

"just do the steps that you've been shown
by everyone you've ever known
until the dance becomes your very own
and no matter how close to yours another's steps have grown
in the end there is one dance you'll do alone..."

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Some of my favorite song lyrics

These will be posted maybe one or two at a time. Bonus points if you know the song and band they come from... no cheating!

"She had four white stallions coming up around the bend
Four strong angels at her command to send
Four more seasons, for all thats broken to mend

I got four good reasons why I cant go back there again

She had skin like a statue, milky white and pure
Carved by an artist whos hand is demure
Got a mind like a sabre
Razor sharp and sure"

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Top. Best. Things.

Well, I haven't been managing this badboy as though I care about it, which I pretty much do, so I'm just going to make a post without really considering much what goes into it. Here are some things that are best.

1. The relationship of Jim & Dwight on the "The Office".
2. Old action movies form my childhood such as 'Blown Away" and "The Jackyl"
3. Music that is really great even though you have heard it six bazillion times, like SRV's "Little Wing"
4. The way everyone claps when I make a lay-up, even though it is really patronizing
5. Cheese. Fancy or plain, I don't care. In my opinion, this is the stuff that keeps the gears turning in the universe.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

2 In a Row!

Ok, now I am inspired to list some of my favorite drinks to order. I like to let Jim Halpert ask the questions when I order a drink or spirit, and he usually says to me "I don't know, ...is it Classy Enough?"

1. Manhattan
2. Gin & Tonic
3. Gin martini, dry
4. Bourbon, Rocks
5. Scotch, Neat

Whisky or Whiskey

Here is a quick reference list on some good drink:

1. Baker's Bourbon
2. Talisker 18 yr.
3. Booker's Bourbon
4. Glenlivet 12 yr. (although I'm sure their other scotches are excellent as well)
5. Knob Creek, just to round things out

Not a creative list, but solid.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

10 of the Greatest Songs of All Time

I don't know why these lists are arbitrarily focused to five, but it is a very strong pattern. This one goes to 11. What I am presenting are 11 of the best (not necessarily THE best five) songs of all time. In no particular order:

11. Pachelbel's Canon
10. Let It Be, The Beatles
9. Say It Ain't So, Weezer
8. Like Spinning Plates, Radiohead
7. Feeling Good Again, REK
6. The Boxer, Simon & Garfunkel
5. With or Without You, U2
4. Hallelujah, as performed by Rufus Wainright
3. 9 Crimes, Damien Rice
2. Empty, Ray LaMontagne
1. Little Wing, as made perfect by SRV

I am left tremendously unsatisfied after attempting to compile this list but will post nonetheless.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Bands/Musicians I'm waiting to see on tour

1. Ray LaMontagne
2. Sufjan Stevens
3. Kings of Leon
4. Jackson Browne
5.Killers
6. Counting Crows
7. Damien Rice

Friday, February 20, 2009

At Bat Music

Ever wonder what song you'd want played if you were about to hit in a major league game? Here are afew options I think would make a statement:

1. Thunderstruck, AC/DC
2. Last Child, Aerosmith
3. Man In The Box, Alice In Chains
4. Tranquilze, Killers
5. Put On, Young Jeezy

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Close to my heart

here is a list of some of the best beers in existence. No particular order.

Rolling Rock: good for any occasion.

Coors Light/Coors "Banquet": Camping, poker, anytime beer will be a constant but peripheral factor.

Chimay: When you really want be fully considering the beer you are enjoying.

Boulevard Wheat: The "spanish dubloon" of beer.

B.J.'s Hefeweizen: If you ever get a chance to go to B.J.'s, get the hefe.

Blue Moon: Honestly, this, Boulevard, and R.R. are all pretty much interchangeable, but great nonetheless.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Best Songs To Get Your "Mellow" On

Songs that make you "take a step back". In no particular order:

6. Easy (Like Sunday Morning), Lionel Ritchie
5. Crazy Love, Van Morrison
4. Still Crazy, Paul Simon
3. In My Lady's House, Iron & Wine
2.Take It To The Limit (Live Version), The Eagles
1. Have A Little Faith In Me, John Hiatt

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

TOP. FIVE. BANDS.

Boom Goes The Dynamite! (A phrase that will hopefully never make my last list.) Ok, we've got a big time list in front of us and I'm sure I'll post this with some regret. In order:


5. Counting Crows
4. Jimmy Eat World
2. Weezer
2. Kings Of Leon
1. Radiohead

*This list excludes solo artists

Top Obnoxious Things That Get Yelled

Here's a list of some things I really wish people would just quit saying. These simply are not funny anymore and probably never were.

1. "Run, Forrest, Run!" Listen, sometimes people run. It can be for various reasons. Health, sports, escaping danger. At any rate, it's not anything noteworthy and certainly doesn't need commentary, so quit.

2. "You can do it!" Rob Schneider said this on his way out of Hollywood relevance and somehow managed to be less famous than the very phrase he generated for a time. Please return balance to the cosmos and let this phrase die.

3. "Git R' Done" This one shouldn't even take any convincing. Never should have been said to begin with.

4. "Blah blah blah, Random!" This is kinda a catch all for anyone 18 and under and even some of my own peer group. Listen, random means without pattern or order. It does not mean "Hey, I want everyone to think I'm spunky!". Please quit using this adjective for every purpose its not designed for.

5. "That's what she said!" OK, there's actually mixed emotions here. At first when I heard this, I was working as intramural director with a guy who's personality could be summed up in the phrase, and he loved to say it. But then I realized the tongue in cheek value of this phrase has no ceiling. So please, use modestly and only with the greatest amount of sarcastic undercurrent as possible.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Top Pro Athletes To Boot In the Cods

This has been a much debated topic throughout time. Here is a solid list of athletes that I think we'd all like to see take a size 12 steel toe in the boys. Order is subject to Change.


6. Adam "Pac-Man" Jones
5. Manu Ginobli
4. Jose Canseco
3. Terrell Owens ( I have been back and forth here over time, but the last year has made this a no-brainer.)
2. John Rocker
1. Philip Rivers

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Top 6 Villians

6.John Calvin, without him how would the good guys distinguish themselves from everyone else?
5. Ben Lynus, cause... is he?
4. Darth Vader, for the entire context of the story
3. Satan, possibly in cahoots with No. 6.
2. Joaquin Phoenix's Character from Gladiator, because I've never hated a movie character as though they were a real poerson more.
1. Anton Sugar, whole package.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Top 5 Robert Earl Keen Songs

Tough one here, but I think I've got it.

1. Feelin' Good Again
2. No Kinda Dancer
3. Jennifer Johnson and Me
4. Corpus Christi Bay
5. Love's a Word I Never Throw Around

Also Receiving Votes: Road of No Return/Carolina; Sonora's Death Row; Lonely Feeling; Gringo Honeymoon

Top 5 Sports Nicknames

All lists and rankings are subject to revision at any time. Top 5 Sports nicknames

5. Big Unit
4. The Great One
3. The Big Hurt
2. Charlie Hustle
1. Kid Dynamite